Harry Potter and the Uber He Got When Drunk Despite Being Able to Apparate
1. Harry Potter and the Mistaken Belief That Just Because You're Magical You Don't Have to Pay Council Tax
2. Harry Potter and the Unpaid Internship at The Daily Prophet
3. Harry Potter and the Guy Who Keeps on Trying to Endorse Him on LinkedIn for "Wizard"
4. Harry Potter and the Tenancy Agreement that Prohibits Having an Owl
5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Damp Which the Landlord Definitely Didn't Mention When He Was Having a Look Round
6. Harry Potter and the Complicated System for Paying the Electric Bill That Involves a Plastic Key and Frequent Trips to the Offie to Top Up Because Even Wizards Need Electricity Sometimes
7. Harry Potter and the Far-Too-Sensitive Fire Alarm Which Won't Turn Off Unless You Hit It With a Broomstick
8. Harry Potter and the Owl Shit All Over His Windshield
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9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Oxford Circus at Rush Hour
10. Harry Potter and the Unexpectedly Useful Information He Learned in His Herbology O.W.L.
11. Harry Potter and the Overwhelming Longing for Air That Doesn't Always Smell Like Piss and Diesel
12. Harry Potter and the Disappointing Sainsbury's Basics Supper
13. Harry Potter and the Philosophy Graduate Wanker Who Somehow Ends Up at All the Same Parties
14. Harry Potter and the Slightly Threatening Letter From the Council About Voter Registration
15. Harry Potter and the Disgusting Goblet Left by His Flatmate in the Sink for Three Days That's Gone All Mouldy and Horrible
16. Harry Potter and the Deathly Stare at the Woman Blocking the Entrance to the Tube Carriage Even Though There's Plenty of Fucking Room Inside
17. Harry Potter and the Never-Ending Construction Noise
18. Harry Potter and the Creeping Bathroom Mould That No Known Magic Can Stop
19. Harry Potter and the 800 Tourists Blocking His Way in Diagon Alley
20. Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Sext
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