Tina Belcher is a queen. A horse-, zombie-, and erotic friend fiction–loving queen, and all I want for her is the best. So, whenever I see Tina lusting after a dude, I want to make sure he’s worth it.

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Nathan

Tina briefly dates Nathan in "Beefsquatch." But, it turns out that Nathan is dating her only so that he can meet Get on Up news anchor Pam. Nathan is a tiny, terrifying, creepy stalker who dresses up as Tina to sneak backstage to meet Pam.

Homegirl dodged a fucking bullet.

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