Finally, a guide to life that actually makes sense!
To be successful, you're obviously going to need to dress to impress at work.
Display your ruthless attitude and intent to rise to the very top by dressing yourself head to toe in another man's skin.
You're also going to need a perfect home – one that simply oozes wealth and class.
You'll want it to stand out from all the other houses on your street.
But be warned, grand homes often attract burglars.
Scare them away by licking our their ass while they're trying to steal your kitchen utensils.
You're going to want to find yourself a husband or wife.
Initiate the flirting process by finding someone you fancy and screaming loudly at their boobs.
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