29 "Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets" Titles That Are Actually Accurate

Harry Potter and the Why Does Gilderoy Lockhart Even Exist?

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1. Harry Potter and the Elf Who Keeps On Trying to Injure Himself
2. Harry Potter and the What Exactly Is the Function of a Rubber Duck?
3. Harry Potter and the Blatant Mispronunciation of "Diagon Alley"
4. Harry Potter and the Why Would You Touch Anything in a Creepy Store?
5. Harry Potter and the Wow Lucius Malfoy Is a Dick

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6. Harry Potter and the One Where They're Late to School
7. Harry Potter and the Ron Should Definitely Not Be The One Driving That Car
8. Harry Potter and the Car That Refuses To Take Your Shit
9. Harry Potter and the Obviously Tape Won't Fix a Wand
10. Harry Potter and the Deafening (But Seriously Cool) Howler

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