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If Classic Sci-Fi And Fantasy Shows Starred People Of Color

Let’s take a trip to an alternate universe.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A young girl tasked with battling the forces of evil tries to balance high school life in a small town with maintaining her secret identity. With the weight of all of intersectional feminism on her shoulders, her white classmates rarely take notice of her daily trials.

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Doctor Who

The legendary Doctor — finally having regenerated as a person of color — finds himself leaning heavily on his white companion to be listened to throughout history.

Mike Hinson / BBC

Battlestar Galactica

When an old enemy resurfaces, one crew is tasked with protecting what remains of humanity while seeking the lost colony of Earth. Can they flip the script on the entire history of colonialism? Eh.

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Charmed

Three prophesied sister witches battle the white supremacist patriarchy every day of their goddamn lives.

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9 Books You Should Read Now That The Oscars Are Over

Oscars book club, anyone?

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How Hermione Granger Are You Actually?

The real Hermione Granger would get 112% in this quiz.

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It's A Goddamn Travesty "Mad Max: Fury Road" Didn't Win Best Picture

This is not shiny or chrome.

You've probably heard by now that literally the best picture of the year did NOT win Best Picture at the Academy Awards.

That honour went to Spotlight and, like, congrats guys, but also IT'S NO MAD MAX.

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I mean, there's a reason Fury Road won the Oscar for Best Hair and Makeup.

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And Best Costume Design.

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And literally all of the editing awards.

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"Mad Max" Cleaned Up At The Oscars And People Are So Damn Happy

WHAT A LOVELY DAY.

Mad Max: Fury Road has officially won more Oscars than any Australian movie in history, with a massive six wins.

It won Best Costume Design, Best Production Design, Best Makeup and Hairstyling, Best Film Editing, Best Sound Editing, and Best Sound Mixing.

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How Harry Potter Are You?

Let’s hope not a lot otherwise your family’s probably dead!

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Everything You Need To Know About The 4Chan-Assisted Porn Film About Memes

This post is very, very, NSFW.

Porn: the thing with nudity and sex and actions involving both, has now been combined with memes.

Brazzers

It's called Meme Love a newly-released film from Brazzers, featuring a host of pop culture references as well as a collection of "the internet's" favourite memes, all mixed rather artistically between graphic sex scenes.

It's called Meme Love a newly-released film from Brazzers, featuring a host of pop culture references as well as a collection of "the internet's" favourite memes, all mixed rather artistically between graphic sex scenes.

The film revolves around the Bane family, who have that name because, well... they're all related to Bane (you know, from Batman)

Danny Bane brings his new girlfriend home to meet his parents, who spend the whole film mask-clad, and he is struck with an identity crisis when he is asked by his parents why he doesn't also wear a Bane mask.

Lines that most would be familiar with, like "just fuck my shit up" and "one does not simply walk into Mordor" are transformed into rather more... sexual versions, namely "one does not simply stick a cock in the ass."

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Harry Potter Fans And Haters Review Starbucks "Butterbeer"

“Is butterbeer a Harry Potter thing?”

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For Everyone Who Is Thirsty For More Rick And Michonne

You have a fever, and the only cure is more Richonne!

Last week's episode of The Walking Dead was a DAMN REVELATION.

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Because for so long we've been building to this Richonne moment...

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...and then it finally, magically came. (No pun intended.)

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::: sings ? Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like thissss ? :::

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15 Times Jared Padalecki Was The Most Adorable Person On Instagram

His perfection is so unnatural you’d almost say it’s… supernatural.

When he was somehow even cuter than a stuffed Grumpy Cat.

When he made this perfect pout with his wife, Genevieve.

And when he was the cutest father in the world.

When he blessed us all with a Gilmore Girls trailer selfie.

Ever Notice How The Orcs In LOTR Are Basically Frat Bros?

Welcome to Omega Rho Chi, AKA the ORC Frat.

If you know anything about video games, you know that Warner Bros. Shadow of Mordor caused quite a stir in gaming.

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Could You Pass Fourth Grade Astronomy?

Do you have an astronomical amount of knowledge?

Sunday, February 28, 2016

BMW of Arlington Automotive Technician

If U have the horsepower 4 BMW of Arlington we are hiring an Automotive Technician | https://t.co/Hstsbi3YSG #MadMax https://t.co/DNH1kFmepO
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Construction & Restoration in Fort Worth, Tx Area

Construction & Restoration in Fort Worth, Tx Area | https://t.co/4MIuoELbfp#JobsBurleson #Construction #Restoration https://t.co/wB6ipSSV5O
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Saturday, February 27, 2016

New Heavy Equipment Operator Job | Midlothian, Tx

Heavy Equipment Operator | https://t.co/FuVGwscJug#JobsBurleson #NewJobsBurleson https://t.co/AUx1vobxL9
Posted by New Jobs Burleson on Saturday, February 27, 2016

17 Absurdly Adorable Products To Celebrate Pokémon Day

It’s gonna be hard to Pikachoose just one.

This Pikachu mattress that you'll never want to evolve.

Get it here.

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These beautiful, sterling silver Pokéball earrings.

Get it here.

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These cookie cutters that will help you imagine what Pokémon will taste like.

Am I the only one who's curious? Well anyway, get them here!

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Friday, February 26, 2016

A Runaway "Unicorn" Led State Troopers On A Chase For Five Hours

“Please be advised the unicorn is in custody.”

This is Tatum Boos and her "unicorn" Juliet.

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Okay, so Juliet isn't actually, technically, a unicorn – she just plays one in photos.

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Photographer Sandra Boos, of Madera Ranchos, California, got the pony for her five-year-old daughter Tatum a year ago, and often incorporates the dolled up white "unicorn" into her photo shoots.

On Wednesday, the 300-pound pony was decked out in her unicorn finest for a photo series when she accidentally broke free from her rope and TOOK OFF.

ALL PONY HELL BROKE LOOSE.

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23 DIY Costumes You'll Only See At A Disney Princess Race

The happiest race on earth.

The Disney Princess Half Marathon was this past weekend.

Basically, Disney World hosts a set of princess-themed races (a 5k, 10k, and half marathon) over the course of 3 days. People dress up in all sorts of costumes to race through the park.

Preston Mack

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What Color Is The Dress In 11-Down?

The most important question of 2015 is now a crossword puzzle.

Keep this image in your head while you solve the crossword below:

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Download the .puz here!

Download the .png here!

9 Space Noises That Will Make You Feel Like A Goddamn Astronaut

There may be no sound in space, but that doesn’t mean you can’t turn space data into some of the most alien sounds imaginable!

First things first: Let's blast off with the oddly relaxing noise of an Atlas V rocket launching.

These are the the rockets NASA uses to launch many unmanned missions into Earth's orbit and beyond.

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Now that we are in space, here's what a comet's magnetic field sorta sounds like:

This sound was made by scientists on the Rosetta Mission that put a lander on a comet. This "song" comes from the spacecraft's magnetometer instrument, but is sped up about 10,000 times to make it audible to the human ear.

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18 People Reveal Why They Wish They Went To Hogwarts

“I secretly want to go to Hogwarts just so I can be best friends with Hermione.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.

You'll Never Be Able To Unsee The 2016 Presidential Candidates As "Harry Potter" Characters

God bless the internet.

A Tumblr Has Been Imagining Kylo Ren Living At Home With Han And Leia And It's So Perfect

Raising a Sith lord is really hard some days.

Tumblr user mamalaz has been creating these amazing scenes for a series called "The Modern Adventures of Han And Ben" and it's so great.

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The series follows Han trying to raise his son, Ben. Meanwhile, all Ben wants to do is be a whiny Sith lord crybaby.

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This Woman Uses Her Hijab And Makeup To Transform Into Disney Characters

She also does comic book characters and Kardashians.

Malaysian makeup artist Saraswati (aka @QueenOfLuna) uses her hijab and makeup to turn herself into actual Disney Princesses.

The results are pretty mind-blowing.

LOOK AT HER MULAN.

And her Pocahontas.

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Can You Identify The Movie Or TV Show Just By The Word "Star" In Its Title?

It’s a star-studded quiz.

22 Tweets Only Science Nerds Will Find Funny

“You guys seriously haven’t lived until you’re capable of metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to your environment.”

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Important: Deadpool Is A Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff? It makes sense when you think about it.

Hopefully by now you've seen Deadpool. It's a lot of fun.

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Now that there's a new Marvel superhero at movie theaters, we naturally have to wonder: Which Hogwarts house does Deadpool belong to?

Maybe you're thinking Gryffindor, because of the red suit and the reckless behavior.

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Or perhaps you'd guess Slytherin, which was the result this cosplayer got when he was sorted.

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These Ordinary Pictures Have Been Photoshopped Into Incredible Fake Movie Posters

Turning real life into fiction.

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This Kid Just Had The Greatest Harry Potter Party You've Ever Seen

Complete with a trip to the Three Broomsticks and the Quidditch World Cup.

Seven-year-old Cam just had what is quite possibly the best Harry Potter themed party to ever happen.

"Cam and I started reading the books together about two years ago because he always heard me and my friends talk about it," Cam's mom Allie told BuzzFeed. "It's a little over his head for his age but he loves it and is always singing or humming 'Hedwig's Song'".

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