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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

The One Thing You Never Noticed In "SpongeBob SquarePants"

How did I never notice this?!

SpongeBob SquarePants was probably a staple in your childhood; it's been on TV since 1999.

SpongeBob SquarePants was probably a staple in your childhood; it's been on TV since 1999.

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So I'm guessing you know what Squidward's house looks like.

So I'm guessing you know what Squidward's house looks like.

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Hint: It's NOT a face, despite popular belief.

Hint: It's NOT a face, despite popular belief.

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In fact, one look into Squidward's favorite hobby, the clarinet, will reveal everything.

In fact, one look into Squidward's favorite hobby, the clarinet, will reveal everything.

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What Is Your "Supernatural" Porn Star Name?

It’s time to test your Supernatural abilities in the bedroom.

Which Fantasy Book Should You Read Based On Your Horoscope?

Let the stars decide your next journey.

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How Well Do You Remember "Willow"?

“Out of the way, Peck”!

13 Characters They'll Pretty Much Have To Put In "Once Upon A Time"

WHO IS LEFT?

Princess Jasmine

Princess Jasmine

As one of the four remaining official Disney Princesses who have not had a cameo on the show, Princess Jasmine is long overdue for a visit, especially since genies and Agrabah were confirmed as canonical locations in the OUAT universe during Once Upon A Time In Wonderland.

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Hercules

Hercules

Poseidon is already a character on the show (as Ursula's father), it would be awesome if more Greek gods, goddesses, and mythological creatures showed up.

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Quasimodo

Quasimodo

Can't wait for the episode when we find out that Victor Hugo's tragic hero has been living in the clock tower in Storybrooke this whole time!

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Tarzan?

Tarzan?

I don't know. I don't even know anymore. They're running out of Disney characters to introduce and so am I.

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Here's Who We Hope Is Cast In "American Gods"

We’re trusting you, Bryan Fuller. Make good choices.

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25 + New Burleson Healthcare Jobs in the Area

[25 + New Burleson #Healthcare #Jobs in the Area] Pharmacy Technicians, Medical Receptionists, Patient Care, & More!

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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Job Title Earnings Job Title Earnings
Human Resources
14,444 new openings >>
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per hour
Maintenance Supervisor
13,112 new openings >>
64,706
per year
Medical Receptionist
1,165 new openings >>
31,000
per year
Pharmacy Technician
1,412  new openings >>
15.25
per hour
Warehouse Worker
4,188 new openings >>
14.46
per hour
Financial Analyst
5,159 new openings >>
68,000
per year

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23 Signs You've Found Your Weirdo Soulmate

There are soulmates, and then there are weirdo soulmates.

When you met, there was a quiet understanding, an instant recognition of, "Hello, fellow weirdo."

When you met, there was a quiet understanding, an instant recognition of, "Hello, fellow weirdo."

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And that made it weirdly easy for you guys to get super close super fast.

And that made it weirdly easy for you guys to get super close super fast.

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You can communicate with each other seamlessly, sometimes in languages no one else can understand.

You can communicate with each other seamlessly, sometimes in languages no one else can understand.

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Or screw language, all you guys need to do is give each other your signature weirdo look and all is silently spoken.

Or screw language, all you guys need to do is give each other your signature weirdo look and all is silently spoken.

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13 Other "Harry Potter" Productions That Should Definitely Happen

Yearning, pining, and perishing for all of these.

An HBO miniseries chronicling the founding of Hogwarts.

An HBO miniseries chronicling the founding of Hogwarts.

Each episode could follow a different one of the four founders. You know this would get straight-up Game Of Thrones real fast.

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A Netflix series following the Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape through school and up to the end of the first wizarding war.

A Netflix series following the Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape through school and up to the end of the first wizarding war.

The slow-burn of the start of the war and the ways it trickled down into the lives of school kids — then the involvement of those young people in the opposing sides of Voldemort and the Order of the Phoenix, all leading up to the fateful night when Lily and James Potter faced their final battle.

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Emilia Clarke Has An Alter Ego Named "Cali From The Valley"

More like Khaleesi From The Valley.

Khaleesi herself stopped by Jimmy Kimmel to talk about haunted houses, humidity, and most importantly, to introduce the world to her alter ego, Cali From The Valley.

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One night, during filming for Terminator Genisys, Emilia/Khaleesi and her costar Jai Courtney ran a very important errand.

One night, during filming for Terminator Genisys, Emilia/Khaleesi and her costar Jai Courtney ran a very important errand.

But, fearful of her loving subjects, Emilia/Khaleesi had to adopt a disguise.

But, fearful of her loving subjects, Emilia/Khaleesi had to adopt a disguise.

CALI FROM THE VALLEY.

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We Need To Talk About That Insane Black Widow Moment In "Teen Wolf"

HELL YEAH TEEN WOLF. Spoilers for last night’s premiere.

BUT THEN LYDIA DID SOMETHING AMAZING.

She CONTROLLED her Banshee power and broke the fuck out of Eichen House.

Just look at all this supernatural power. Lydia's gonna be boss af this season.

Just look at all this supernatural power. Lydia's gonna be boss af this season.

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This Disney Photo Shoot Portrays Two Gay Princes Falling In Love And Getting Married

…And the two models ended up falling in love IRL too!

Alana Hubbard, a portrait photographer working out of New Jersey, specialises in "princess and me" photo sessions.

Alana Hubbard, a portrait photographer working out of New Jersey, specialises in "princess and me" photo sessions.

Alana Hubbard / Mother Hubbard Photography

Alana Hubbard / Mother Hubbard Photography

Alana Hubbard / Mother Hubbard Photography


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Turns Out Siri Gets Brutal As Hell When You Ask What 0 Divided By 0 Is

Seriously, this is savage.

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."


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How Well Would You Do On "Jeopardy!" For Kids?

How does your science knowledge stack up against a 10 to 12 year old?

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You Need To See Jennifer Lawrence And Nicholas Hoult's Mutant Makeout

This exclusive deleted scene from X-Men: Days of Future Past Rogue Cut with Mystique and Beast will give you blue…everything.

20th Century Fox

20th Century Fox

The scene was cut from the film because it felt weird for the two characters to suddenly have a romantic evening together after all the death and destruction.

The scene was cut from the film because it felt weird for the two characters to suddenly have a romantic evening together after all the death and destruction.

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Which Minion Should Be Your BFF?

The cutest damn despicable friend you’ll ever have.

Monday, June 29, 2015

How Well Do You Remember The First Episode Of “The Walking Dead"?

Do you remember some “stuff” and “thangs” from the first episode?

What Would Your Ultimate Hogwarts Experience Look Like?

We’ll give you a name, school supplies, and a house, but the rest is up to your imagination.

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First, what's your witch name? You can re-roll up to ten times.

Or wizard name if you prefer?

Now, it's time to get Sorted. You only get one shot.


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Can You Identify The Disney Movie From A Single Line Drawing?

Do not be deceived by appearances.

Here's The One Thing J.K. Rowling Wants Everyone To Know About The New Harry Potter Play

“It’s not a prequel. It really, really isn’t a prequel. Not a prequel. Not at all prequelly. It is an anti-prequel. #NotAPrequel” —J.K. Rowling


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53 Of The Most Heartbreaking Sentences In Fantasy Books

“Always.”

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2. "The Potters smiled and waved at Harry and he stared hungrily back at them, his hands pressed flat against the glass as though he was hoping to fall right through it and reach them."
—J.K. Rowing, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
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3. "Every atom of me and every atom of you...We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pine trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams...And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won't just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight..."
—Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass
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4. "You know nothing, Jon Snow," she sighed, dying.
—George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
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If "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" Were Set In Britain

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1. Buffy would be from Essex.

2. The Hellmouth would be somewhere around Basildon.

3. Buffy would be on the netball team.

4. Or the hockey team.

5. Or the football team, since woman aren't sideline participants in male sports.

6. It would be a lot harder to tell vampires from the regular sickly looking pale people.

7. Especially since they'd all be using fake tan.

8. She’d still be sarcastic, but so would everyone else.

9. Including the vampires.

10. They’d be extra sarcastic, probably.

11. Sarky bastards.

12. The show would involve a lot more banter.

13. Buffy would be among the least violent teens at her high school.

14. She’d spend as much time fighting hooded youths as demons.

15. And football hooligans.

16. And demon hoodies/hooligans.

17. Giles would still be posher than everyone.

18. People would assume he’d got chucked out of Oxford/Cambridge for doing something dodgy.

19. And they'd laugh because he looked just like the guy from the Nescafé ads on telly.

20. Students would actually use the school library for study.

21. And they would all wear school uniforms.

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22. Which would render Darla’s uniform angle useless.

23. Xander would be called Alex.

24. Except on MSN Messenger.

25. He’d be considered quite buff.

26. But still would not be mysterious enough for Buffy.

27. Willow would be the first person in school to be into Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.

28. The book would pique her interest in magic.

29. And cosplay.

30. She'd play Harry, and she'd make Giles dress up as Dumbledore.

31. Willow and Alex/Xander would have grown up together on a local council estate.

32. They’d love Men Behaving Badly.

33. Which Willow would only pretend to love because Xander loves it.

34. Angel would be from Yorkshire.

35. No one would be surprised that he’s a bit moody.

36. Hearing him say “Buffy” in a Yorkshire accent would never get old.

37. He and Giles would bond over Yorkshire Tea.

38. A big part of Angel and Buffy’s relationship would have been taking the piss out of each other’s accents.

39. She'd find him mysterious because she'd never met an actual Northerner.

40. Buffy would not have been a virgin before she slept with Angel.

41. Xander wouldn’t have been a virgin before he slept with Faith.

42. Nor Willow before Oz.

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43. Nobody in the show would be a virgin.

44. Xander would have left school at 16 and done a carpentry apprenticeship.

45. He’d have his own white van.

46. And would go on at least one lads holiday to Magaluf.

47. Cordelia would still be rich.

48. But she wouldn’t have lost her fortune until the banking crisis in 2008.

49. But she would have gone out partying in east London, pretending not to be rich.

50. She would have taken Buffy to a house party with The Libertines in Bethnal Green.

51. She’d have dated pre-fame Pete Doherty.

52. And would have complained about Kate Moss taking her leftovers.

53. Since she likes a bit of rough, no one would think it was odd that she was dating Xander.

54. Spike would be an actual Londoner.

55. He’d hang out in Camden, mostly.

56. Within 10 metres of Camden Lock.

57. Where punk rock is not yet dead.

58. In “Ted”, Ted would have been played by David Jason.

59. The episode “Bad Beer” would have been titled “Bad Cider”.

60. It would have featured White Lightning and park benches.

61. And it would have been an episode in Season 1, when they were 16, not Season 4.

62. In the first Halloween episode they’d all have turned into drunk teens, since they would not have been in fancy dress.

63. At night they would hang out in a pub, since youth clubs are for 14-year-olds.

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64. The pub would only have live music on a Saturday night.

65. It would be a band that did shit Britpop covers.

66. The same band every week.

67. The same covers.

68. The band would have a comedy name like "No Way Sis".

69. It would probably just be actual Britpop cover band No Way Sis.

70. Oz would be their bassist.

71. He’d hail from Manchester, and have a shit haircut and a Vespa.

72. He would drop more E’s than Gadsby.

73. When he wolfed out he’d just lay there, stroking his own fur.

74. A major plotline would have involved members of parliament as demons.

75. Probably the Hamiltons.

76. There would have definitely been a vampire-in-the-royal-family plot.

77. Probably Charles.

78. Joyce would get excellent medical care for free on the NHS.

79. Giles wouldn’t have to leave, therefore not ruining large chunks of the latter seasons with his absence.

80. After dropping out of uni, Buffy would have worked in a Nando's.

81. Instead of involving actual university studies, Season 4 would have just been an extended freshers' week of drink, drugs, and casual sex.

82. Basically just Skins with vampires.

83. And finally, each season would have been only six episodes long.

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